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      • Robot Protest
        In the year 3018, fembots just want equal pay for equal computations.
      • Woke Showtime
        They might be objectifying themselves by dancing on the train, but these young women are WOKE A.F.
      • A Presidential Fairytale
        Elf ears, toupée for days, and a greedy obsession with turning things into gold.
      • Reproductive System Romance
        An unwelcome guest disrupts a romantic night between Madam Ovary & King Spermany of Germany.
      • Pinocchio Goes to the Doctor
        “If all you want is wild sex, you must beware of herpes simplex. When you wish upon a star, STD’s can accrue…”
Television
      • iThief (Brooklyn Nine-Nine Spec)
        Jake & Amy clash over how to solve the tough case of a subway thief who grabs iPhones, but when the thief outsmarts them both and gets away even after being closed into a subway car with the two detectives, Jake and Amy must finally find a way to work together.
      • Feckton Nation (Half-Hour Pilot)
        When a bridge collapses and disconnects the small quirky island of Feckton from the rest of Florida, the town’s passionate and unconventional new mayor spearheads a long-shot bid to secede from the Sunshine State, and become an autonomous municipality of idyllic virtues with an extra dose of eccentricity.  
      • News Comedy
        Late Night TV Monologue Jokes
Theatre
      • The Monotone Poncho Spatula (Short Play)
        An unlikely relationship forms when Monotone Stan and Poncho-Wearing Paige are robbed by Robby, who would perhaps be better off baking them a cake.
      • Puppet Love (Short Play)
        Dinner turns into a love triangle when people and their puppets try to double-date. 
      • Stand Clear (Short Play)
        A phone thief and her target are stuck together on the subway with only a bag of baby carrots, a sweater that might have bed bugs, and each other.
      • Thesis Pollen Tangerine (Full Length Play, Excerpt)
        When Ben wakes up speaking a strange gibberish language, his inability to find other ways to communicate leaves him only able to blurt things like “nautical anus jam” as he learns that speaking normally again is not even what he needs. Or, as Ben would say it, “Antigone seed warts hot-nuggets.”
      • Certified (Full Length Play, Excerpt)
        When Rafi’s small Kosher catering company is shunned by the Jewish community, Rafi finds himself suddenly dancing the Hora with human briskets and oversized Kosher pickles as he struggles to belong.